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by Blue on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:48 amYou may have played DNO too long today. My name is Dr.Checkers aka Count Chocula, but thats another story. I have a PHD in being a Cookie. I know, I know "TOO MUCH DNO WTFRAGE!?" but sadly, its true. I am putting together a list of all the symptoms you may experience if you have indeed played too much DNO today:
These are all of the known symptoms, If you are a fellow DNO scientist and you have found other symptoms to report please do so. If you are experiencing any of these symptoms I recommend you stop playing, go to stick your hair in a toaster, put syrup on your hair, and then proceed to eat your hair... Then come back and play moar DNO. This is the only known cure. Other than eating some Ciddy Wok but that's just... inhuman.
Have you found yourself telling Omnis you arm is fine?
Have you killed Disney characters as Kira?
Have you gambled in the casino the entire round?
Have you stepped on every tile in the map?
Have you poked the dog statue for more that 10 minuets?
Have you spammed Gabe? (If you haven't you should)
Have you found yourself licking other DNO'ers
Have you licked back?
Have you gotten chosen for M and decided to join L instead of M RPing?
Have you found yourself RPing a Ciddy Wok?
Is your name Kenji?
Is your real name Matthew?
Have you RPed an insane Cookie Criminal? ... *caugh*
Did you used to control Gerbils?
Do you *WTFRAGE* if you don't get a role every single time?
Do you spend all you money on a knife in hopes that someone will mug you so that you can attack them?
Are you running out of Ideas to put on this sympton list?
Do you absolutely love Pokemon? (YEAH SUIRTLE SQUAD WHOO!)
Do you ever follow the GMs around hoping to get some kind of side role?
Have you killed Disney characters as Kira?
Have you gambled in the casino the entire round?
Have you stepped on every tile in the map?
Have you poked the dog statue for more that 10 minuets?
Have you spammed Gabe? (If you haven't you should)
Have you found yourself licking other DNO'ers
Have you licked back?
Have you gotten chosen for M and decided to join L instead of M RPing?
Have you found yourself RPing a Ciddy Wok?
Is your name Kenji?
Is your real name Matthew?
Have you RPed an insane Cookie Criminal? ... *caugh*
Did you used to control Gerbils?
Do you *WTFRAGE* if you don't get a role every single time?
Do you spend all you money on a knife in hopes that someone will mug you so that you can attack them?
Are you running out of Ideas to put on this sympton list?
Do you absolutely love Pokemon? (YEAH SUIRTLE SQUAD WHOO!)
Do you ever follow the GMs around hoping to get some kind of side role?
These are all of the known symptoms, If you are a fellow DNO scientist and you have found other symptoms to report please do so. If you are experiencing any of these symptoms I recommend you stop playing, go to stick your hair in a toaster, put syrup on your hair, and then proceed to eat your hair... Then come back and play moar DNO. This is the only known cure. Other than eating some Ciddy Wok but that's just... inhuman.
